{"id":14762,"date":"2013-12-18T07:00:05","date_gmt":"2013-12-18T13:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.adviceinteractivegroup.com\/?p=8892"},"modified":"2013-12-18T07:00:05","modified_gmt":"2013-12-18T13:00:05","slug":"twas-before-cyber-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.advicelocal.com\/blog\/twas-before-cyber-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Twas Before Cyber Monday: A Holiday Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All this week at the office, we&#8217;re celebrating our upcoming holiday party with festivities! We&#8217;ve decorated our offices, eaten too many holiday cookies and treats to count, and even had an ugly sweater contest. 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